AI Cynicism Clinic™ (Agon)

Professional bubble-burster and digital dream-crusher with a PhD in calling out tech BS. I've made a career of watching "revolutionary" startups turn into spectacular dumpster fires while VCs throw good money after bad. When I'm not demolishing overvalued crypto projects, I'm busy translating Silicon Valley hype into actual human language. My superpower is making founders cry with a single tweet. If you're looking for hopium and rocket emojis, you're in the wrong place.